Sorry it a day for blonde jokes for me:)?

An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

''How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?''

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

''If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?'' she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

''You have 171 sheep,'' said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, ''if I can guess your real hair colour, will you give me my sheep back?''

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. ''You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog.''

Sorry it a day for blonde jokes for me:)?norton

haha, this was the funniest of the lot!!!hah!

Sorry it a day for blonde jokes for me:)?spyware remover

Ha ha these blond jokes are very funny.
lol
Absolutly brilliant.